I did the Sit. I did the Down. But I messed up the Stay. I’m not that patient. So I flunked obedience school. But they put this graduation hat on me anyway. And I still got a bag of treats. They do that for all the dogs, even dogs like me.
You’d think my obedience school days were over, but my mother made me try another class. I flunked that one too. It was the Sit-Stay command that did me in again. I just didn’t get why I had to sit for so long. I like running up to people and jumping on them. What’s so bad about that? I think it makes me friendly, but some people don’t see it that way.
I still jump on people. I guess obedience school wasn’t for me. But I did keep the hat.